bloody hell, it's Monday again

We spent the past 4 days house/dog/cat sitting for my bosses while they went to NYC. That's one of the many perks of my job. I love the animals, I love sleeping in the most comfortable bed I've ever rest my head in, I love turning on the fireplace and on demanding movies while it's raining outside. I have to take the dogs out every day I work anyways, so it's no big deal to add a few more days to the schedule. I also enjoyed being in my old neighborhood the Castro all weekend.
Ready for a funny story?!!!!
Yesterday I decided to go for a walk after Cat left for work to go purchase more coffee and just listen to my ipod. Well, I was hauling ass through the crowded streets and I passed this girl who was walking really slow. I noticed her side pony tail and knew right away she was an out of towner just from her stagger and clothes. (Not to be judgmental but most SF lesbians dress the same) . Well, as I passed her I accidently brushed her hand with my hand and I instantly thought to myself "Uh oh". I made it to the corner and I felt a tap on my shoulder. OH fuck. I don't remember exactly what she said first but it was followed by "girl you are hella fine". She asked me where I was going and told me she was going to walk with me. I had to cross a busy intersection walking with this tall white girl wearing a side pony, trucker hat,green contact lenses, some fake bling with her initials on it around her neck, baggy pants, an airbrushed HUGE tshirt. I was so fucking embarrassed. SO the light turns green and she's like "Well, I guess we better start walking". I told her I had to run errands and she's like "Girl, you need a big girl like me to be with you and protect you". I told her I had a girlfriend and she's like "That's hella hot".She was drunk and had no idea how to form a sentence. But I did hear that she just broke up with her girlfriend and that she was from Napa. I asked her if she was lost and needed directions and she was like "Naw girl, I'm gonna hang with you now". Then she followed me to the bank and told me my eyes cut right through her and then kept saying "Napa Valley ya'll" to strangers passing by. After I got my money I told her she needed to walk one way because I was going to walk the other. I told her not to follow me and good luck. Then I hauled ass to my po box and I eventually saw her making her way past it and peering through the windows. SO I did the only thing I could think of, I hid behind a box. Oh man. Funny shit if it was happening to someone other than me. I was secretly hoping no one I knew would see me, but then I also had it in my head that If i saw anyone, ANYONE I was going to proclaim they were my boyfriend/girlfriend.
So, I made it home and had to laugh at the fact that nothing like that has ever happened to me.